Gets about a bit but she's a good sort

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his earlier stand up seemed to comprise of him telling the audience he was 'coming at ya!'. he's still doing the same thing now with the Mighty Boosh and, amazingly, its still funny. he's a freakish genius...

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he played brian in spaced and he's in the green wing. he's also been in just about everything chris morris has ever made. he's incredibly twisted and about as funny as its possible to be.

As far as US presidents of the latter half of the 20th century go, he wasn't that bad. He played sax and smoked dope; he got his freak on with his intern; he gave a shit about environmental issues and he could read.
I imagine a funk-metal super-group called 'World Leaders' doing a one-off charity gig with Bill wailing on his sax, our very own Tony Blair cutting it up on the six-string and Fidel Castro taking care of business on the four-string.

She was watching blue planet with the family this Sunday and a racoon came on the TV I asked her what animal it was and she said "It's not a fish" lol. And of course she was correct in her judgement as a racoon is not a fish at all!! She also said that you can make coats out of them just like lions?!?

Then some hermit crabs came on and again I asked me lovely gran what they were and she said that they were baby snail fish. She also expressed disapointment as to the level of education that I had recived. She has the oddest way of explaining things, however I would not dare to challange her sageness for fear of death.

I'd like to point out that my gran is not failing, she hasn't changed a bit she's just always been mad as an hatter, gowwd bless her.

She is also hard as nails and kicked my dad twice for allowing my son to put a chocolate on top of his head and for saying that he has rabies

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I've just been watching an old episode of Star Trek where he slaps a woman, threatens to spank her and claims that Vulcan is the only planet in the universe where women are rational.
Bless his mixed-up mysogenistic cotton socks.
Also

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He was Knightrider, he ran along beaches in tight shorts with Pamela Anderson, became a rock icon in Germany and wrote the lyrical classic that is 'Jump in My Car'
Now he's an alcoholic fool.
That's rather a shame.

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the man provided me with my first truly terrifying cinematic experience and he invented zombies as we know them today.

also, he looks really cool in sunglasses even though he's a fogie.

She looks quite innocent. She plays drums like a mad woman. I like Meg.

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