» by Gertrude on Wed 21st Feb '07 8:54PM
1/10
It gets one point for reassuring me that my nose is in full working order. It loses the other nine for being completely disgusting. I think it might be coming from yesterday's rejected-for-being-revolting salad. What the hell did I do with it?
» Second Opinion by Diziet on 21th Feb '07
0/10
i once worked in what was essentially a cupboard at the end of the building. one friday the cleaner forgot to empty my bin which contained an uneaten prawn salad. it was the height of our hottest summer in decades. on monday morning i opened my office door and *edited for family viewing*